Thursday, July 4, 2013

America, We're Better Than This.

What do Justin Carter and Paula Deen have in common? Justin Carter is the 19 year old who is currently in jail with a $500,000. bond, charged with making terrorist threats in a Facebook post. And Paula Deen the former Food Network maven, has been demonized for admitting under oath that she said the "N - Word" in the past twenty years. N*&!% PLEASE!!!!

Both Carter and Deen are being punished far more than their offense warrants. I believe Deen will bounce back once the dust settles, just like Martha Stewart. On the other hand, Carter's current situation is bleak. His parents cannot afford the half a million dollar bond; and according to a recent article, "Father: Teen Jailed For Facebook Comment Beaten Up Behind Bars", Carter has been beaten, and apparently been put into solitary confinement, and suicide watch. There is a petition on Change.org - comment - with over 70,000 signatures as of this writing, July 4, 2013.

Justin Carter's mother's plea in the petition states:

"My son, Justin Carter, was arrested on February 14, 2013 (yes, Valentine’s Day) because of a sarcastic comment he posted on Facebook about a computer game which was then taken out of context by a complete stranger! Please sign my petition to help release my son, Justin."

Justin Carter's offending comment was:


"I think Ima shoot up a kindergarten / And watch the blood of the innocent rain down/ And eat the beating heart of one of them." But, according to various accounts he added "JK and lol" after his comment - just kidding and laugh out loud. He was being sarcastic. He was arguing with some other person about an online video game. No one was hurt. No one was ever threatened.

We are better than this. I don't know Justin Carter or his family. I do know that this has gone too far. America, today is July 4. It is a day of celebration for this great country.Free speech ... First Amendment ... innocent until proven guilty ... due process.

The article - Father: Teen Jailed for Facebook Comment Beaten Up Behind Bars - also states:

"The charge is a third-degree felony, which in Texas carries up to 10 years in prison. The Comal County District Attorney's office hasn't responded to our calls, but police in New Braunfels, Texas, who have investigated the case, say in a time of heightened sensitivity to school shootings, their interest is in preventing violence when they can."

Not too long after the Columbine shootings my own son who was a middle school student, received a death threat from another student. The other student told my son that he was going to bring a gun to school the following day and shoot him. My son went to the vice principal's office and reported the other student. I saw his one line statement - So and So said he was going to bring a gun to school and shoot me tomorrow. The school despite their purported zero tolerance policy didn't do much at all to protect my son. They questioned the other child; they contacted the other child's parents; and they searched the child's backpack the next day. They did not suspend him, they did not contact any law enforcement other than the school resource officer. The school officials easily satisfied themselves that the threat was not a real threat because the child had no access to a gun. (Supposedly no access - but how hard can it be?) I took my son out of that middle school and put him into a school of last resort where they had metal detectors and real police officers who would not only keep peace but protect my son. He did well there. And he was safe. The point of this story in this context is that there is discretion. There is discretion at every level in the criminal justice system. Just as the school used their discretion in my son's case, and decided that my son was not in danger, law enforcement and the state attorney's office have discretion in Justin Carter's case. 

The article - Father: Teen Jailed for Facebook Comment Beaten Up Behind Bars - also states:

"The whole situation is kind of unfortunate," said New Braunfels Police Lt. John Wells. "We definitely understand the situation that Mr. Carter is in, however he made the comments, and it is an offense. We have to ... protect the general public and specifically, in this case, with it involving schoolchildren, we have to act. We take those very seriously."

"... Kind of unfortunate ..." ????  This case does not involve children. No children were ever hurt or at risk. The only injured party is Justin Carter. Please America, let's cultivate our common sense. Happy Fourth of July.





Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Stake Your Claim to a Prime Spot Under the Bridge.

I hope that the state of Florida has kept the bridges in good repair, because an increasing number of families will soon be living under them. Thank you, Governor Rick Scott. The governor could not find it in his heart to veto the so called foreclosure reform bill that is set to expedite Florida foreclosures. In that same bill - House Bill 87 - which was signed into law on June 7, is a provision that makes it easier for landlords to evict their tenants. So between the expedited foreclosures and the easier evictions -- space under the bridges will be at a premium. Welcome to Florida.


An article on the Florida Bar's site - "Plan in Place to Work Foreclosure Backlog" by Gary Blankenship -   which is dated, June 1, 2013, but which was actually published several days prior to June 1 shows a partial break down of how the money is being allocated. (I found the article a few days prior to June 1, and found it so interesting that this article predicting the governor's signing of the Foreclosure Reform Bill appeared before the date displayed. They must have a powerful crystal ball!) The Florida Bar article states:

"The Office of the State Courts Administrator broke down the authorized spending:

* It includes $16 million for the courts to pay for increased use of senior judges, general magistrates, and case managers to help dispose of foreclosures. Another $5.3 million was allocated to the state courts system to pay for technology to help handle foreclosures. Those monies can be spent over two years.

* A total of $9.3 million is designated for county clerks of courts to help courts with foreclosure paperwork.

* Another $10 million is set aside for legal aid agencies to help low- and moderate-income homeowners threatened with foreclosure."

Apparently the foreclosure courts, in an effort to expedite the proceedings, are taking a page from family court in using general magistrates. In family court general magistrates are attorneys appointed by the chief judge to hear uncontested matters. And if history is any indicator, those hearings are not as fair as they might be. Read more - Baby Mama Drama? You can make it stop.

And now for the homeowner in foreclosure the rules just got harder to follow and understand. The Bill Analysis explains the Show Cause Procedure as follows:

"Show Cause Procedure
The bill makes several revisions to the show cause process. The bill provides that after filing a complaint, the plaintiff may request an order to show cause for the entry of final judgment, and the court must immediately review the request and the court file in chambers without a hearing. If the complaint is verified, complies with the requirements in s. 702.015, F.S., and alleges a cause of action to foreclose on real property, the court must issue an order to show cause why a final judgment of foreclosure should not be entered to the other parties named in the action. The bill adds a number of elements that must be included in the court’s order to show cause that is sent to the other parties named in the action. The court must set a hearing no sooner than the later of 20 days after service of the order to show cause or 45 days after service of the initial complaint. The hearing is no longer required to be held within 60 days of the date of service, as required by current law. The bill specifies that the Legislature intends that the alternative show cause procedure may run simultaneously with other court proceedings." 
  
And the Florida Bar article quoted and linked above also states:

"Show cause hearings in foreclosure cases will use the summary judgment standards to speed the resolution of foreclosure cases, and at those hearings defendants will have to claim a specific, allowable defense to forestall the foreclosure. Critics of the bill said defendants would have inadequate time to conduct discovery, noting in other civil cases summary judgment comes well into the case and after discovery..."



And the Florida Bar article continues to say:


"Critics said it rewarded banks which had flooded the courts with faulty paperwork and limited the ability of homeowners to defend a foreclosure. They argued that there would be no untimely delays if banks filed the proper paperwork and pursued cases instead of letting them languish."



You're preaching to the choir. Homeowners whose foreclosures have been dormant for years are now receiving notices to appear in court, often for a hearing on the plaintiff's motion for summary judgment and attorneys fees. For the years that the foreclosure action was languishing in legal limbo due to the inaction of Plaintiffs, attorneys fees, late payment fees, and unpaid mortgage payments have grown to insurmountable levels. 
 

Its going to get crowded underneath the bridge.


Sunday, June 2, 2013

Baby Boomers Beware

Be Careful Out There!

"Rocco, Moose -- help grandma find her wallet."

For those of us who still have home equity and are over 62 years of age, yet another peril lurks.Reverse mrotgages are hawked on TV by some well known actors. One of those actors, is remembered for the over the top sit-com episode now known as "Jump the Shark". Need I say more?

I was surprised to learn that it is even possible to default on a reverse mortgage. Since I thought a reverse mortgage is your home equity coming back to you in an orderly fashion, I had to read the article to learn more.

According to a May 5, 2013 Wall Street Journal article, titled: "Reverse-Mortgage Defaults Increasing",written by Anne Tergesen

"Defaults occur when a borrower fails to pay property charges, including property taxes and homeowners insurance. Of the almost 600,000 reverse mortgages outstanding, 9.8% are currently delinquent, up from 8% in 2011, the first year for which statistics are available, according to the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development, whose Federal Housing Administration insures virtually all reverse mortgages."

I am still researching reverse mortgages to find out if something about them has changed over the years. As I remember from real estate classes, one of the big pitfalls of a reverse mortgage is that you could live too long. A good problem, some would say. But not so good if you outlive your reversed mortgage and thereby render yourself homeless. Mortgage defaults can occur when the homeowner fails to pay real estate taxes or insurance. Likewise the reverse mortgages are usually written to last the duration of the youngest borrower's life. What if the youngest borrower predeceases the elder? And reverse mortgages generally remain in effect so long as a borrower stays in the home. What if a borrower requires nursing home care?




"The Home Equity Conversion Mortgage (HECM) is FHA's reverse mortgage program, which enables you to withdraw some of the equity in your home.  The HECM is a safe plan that can give older Americans greater financial security. Many seniors use it to supplement Social Security, meet unexpected medical expenses, make home improvements and more."

Unfortunately the HUD site does little to explain to seniors the dangers of reverse mortgages. According to a 2012 article in Forbes, "The Hidden Truths About Reverse Mortgages", by Carol Rosenblatt,

  • The Elder Might Need A Care Home in the Future
  • It Can Affect Any Dependent in the Home
  • It Can Go Into Default
  • When the Elder Dies, the Heirs Must Pay Off the Loan
  • The Amount the Lender Will Loan is Limited

There is more to the story than the rosy pictures shown on TV. We know by now that we have to careful when dealing with anything in the marketplace, particularly anything real estate related - think robo signing et al. And, as people age their analytical skills fade or fail. Letting the buyer beware is not the right thing to do for grandma and grandpa trying to comfortably live out their years.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Get Ready - Foreclosures are heating Up.

The foreclosure world is about to heat up again. Get ready. For reasons I can only guess at the Florida courts are pushing through cases that have been languishing in legal limbo for months and some for years. If you thought that your case had been forgotten, abandoned, or put on the back burner, be aware that it may soon become active.

And, in Florida, if there has been no activity on a case for at least 10 months, the defendant may file a motion to dismiss based on lack of prosecution. Filing the motion may wake the sleeping giant, but the defendant doesn't have a lot to lose in filing.

We are hearing more and more from people in foreclosure because their modification did not go through. More and more homeowners are reporting that they were told they could not qualify for a mortgage modification unless they were behind on their payments. The struggling homeowner then falls behind, sometimes because of the suggestion of the loss mitigation worker - sometimes it just happened, then goes into their trial modification. The trial modification continues for three months. The homeowner dutifully pays the new amount and believes that all is well -- then the lender cancels the modification and begins foreclosure proceedings.  We have heard this scenario repeatedly.

If you are served with a foreclosure complaint be sure to answer it within the 20 day time period. Raise as many affirmative defenses as you can in your answer. Go ahead and raise the affirmative defenses even if they seem to contradict each other.

FIRST AFFIRMATIVE DEFENSE
Although Plaintiff seeks to avail itself of the acceleration remedies available in the Mortgage, Plaintiff has failed to fulfill the necessary requirements enumerated in Paragraph 22 for it to avail itself of the acceleration remedy. Among other requirements, Paragraph 22 requires the Plaintiff as Lender to give notice and an opportunity to cure to Defendant as Borrower, 30 days prior to applying the acceleration remedies and to the institution of any action based on a default of the Mortgage. Plaintiff fails to plead compliance with the notice requirements of Paragraph 22 of the Mortgage.
As the Plaintiff has not met the requirements necessary to bring an action under the
Acceleration Remedies Clause of Paragraph 22 of the Mortgage, this action should be dismissed.
SECOND AFFIRMATIVE DEFENSE
To the extent Plaintiff does not have in its possession the original Note executed by the Defendant, it should be estopped from initiating a foreclosure of the property until such time as the Plaintiff presents the original signed Note before this Court or otherwise shows that the debt in question is owned by Plaintiff.
THIRD AFFIRMATIVE DEFENSE
Plaintiff does not appear to be the proper party in interest in this matter. Defendant demands proof that the Plaintiff was the holder of the Mortgage and Note at the time of filing this action. Plaintiff alleges that it not the owner but is acting on behalf of the servicer. To that end, it appears as if the Plaintiff is not the proper party to maintain this suit. Assuming, for argument purposes only, that the Plaintiff is a true disclosed agent of the owner of the note, it can not sue on its own behalf, rather it can only sue in the representative capacity. See Schurkman v. Stolar, 347 So.2d 653 (Fla. 3d DCA 1977) (Agent lacks standing to sue for debt owed to others on his own behalf).
Based on the documents attached to the Complaint, it appears as if the Plaintiff lacks standing to maintain this action.
***
There are many more possible affirmative defenses that you can raise in your answer. It is appropriate to raise as many as reasonably apply to your situation. If you do not raise a defense in your answer you may be prohibited from using that defense later on.

Research the issues. Research the procedures. No one but you is going to save your home from foreclosure. Consumers that can afford it, hire attorneys to fight the foreclosure. Others go pro se, with or without the help of a legal document preparer. Don't panic, don't hide, and don't become complacent.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Foreclosure Reform - Is the Fox Watching the Henhouse Again?

The Foreclosure Reform Bill awaiting Governor Scott's signature is designed to work through Florida's backlog of foreclosure cases. It could be one of those double edged swords. Below is a summary of the pending Foreclosure Reform Bill and staff analysis. Is it yet another example of the fox watching the henhouse? You decide.

CS/CS/HB 87: Mortgage Foreclosures



GENERAL BILL by Appropriations Committee ; Judiciary Committee ; Passidomo ; (CO-INTRODUCERS) Caldwell ; Cummings ; Moraitis ; Rodrigues 

Mortgage Foreclosures; Revises limitations period for commencing action to enforce claim of deficiency judgment after foreclosure action; provides for applicability to actions commenced on or after specified date; provides time limitation for commencing certain actions; provides legislative intent; specifies required contents of complaint seeking to foreclose on certain types of residential properties with respect to authority of plaintiff to foreclose on note & location of note; authorizes sanctions against plaintiffs who fail to comply with complaint requirements; provides for nonapplicability to proceedings involving timeshare interests; requires court to treat collateral attack on final judgment of foreclosure on mortgage as claim for monetary damages; prohibits such court from granting certain relief affecting title to foreclosed property; provides for construction relating to rights of certain persons to seek specified types of relief or pursue claims against foreclosed property; limits amount of deficiency judgment; revises class of persons authorized to move for expedited foreclosure to include lienholders; defines "lienholder"; provides requirements & procedures with respect to order directed to defendants to show cause why final judgment of foreclosure should not be entered.
Last Action: 05/03/2013 Ordered enrolled -HJ 1470
Effective Date: upon becoming a law

CS/CS/HB 87 — Mortgage Foreclosures


by Appropriations Committee; Judiciary Committee; and Rep. Passidomo and others (CS/CS/SB 1666 by Judiciary Committee; Banking and Insurance Committee; and Senator Latvala)

This summary is provided for information only and does not represent the opinion of any Senator, Senate Officer, or Senate Office.
Prepared by Banking and Insurance Committee (BI)
Statute of Limitations on Certain Actions

The bill reduces the statute of limitations period for a lender to enforce a deficiency judgment following the foreclosure of a one-family to four-family dwelling unit from 5 years to 1 year, for any such deficiency action that commences on or after July 1, 2013, regardless of when the cause of action accrued.

The Foreclosure Complaint
The bill requires that in order to bring a complaint to foreclose a mortgage on residential real property designed principally for occupation by 1 to 4 families, including condominiums and cooperatives ... under part III of ch. 721, F.S., the complaint must establish that the plaintiff holds the original note or is a person entitled to enforce a promissory note. If a plaintiff has been delegated the authority to institute a foreclosure action on behalf of the person entitled to enforce the note, the complaint must describe with specificity the authority of the plaintiff and the document that grants such authority to the plaintiff.

A plaintiff in possession of the original promissory note must certify, under penalty of perjury, that the plaintiff possesses the original note. An “original note” or “original promissory note” is defined as the signed or executed promissory note, including a renewal, replacement, consolidation, or amended and restated note or instrument that substitutes for the previous promissory note. The term includes a transferrable record, but not a copy of any of the foregoing. The required certification must be submitted contemporaneously with the foreclosure complaint, and set forth the location of the note and other specified information. The original note and allonges must be filed with the court before the entry of any judgment of foreclosure or judgment on the note.

A plaintiff seeking to enforce a lost, destroyed, or stolen instrument must attach to the complaint an affidavit executed under penalty of perjury, detailing the chain of all endorsements, transfers, or assignments of the promissory note, and setting forth the facts and documents showing that the plaintiff is entitled to enforce the instrument. Adequate protection as required under s. 673.3091(2), F.S., must be provided before final judgment.

Finality of Mortgage Foreclosure Judgment
The bill provides that an action to challenge the validity of a final judgment of mortgage foreclosure, or to establish or re-establish a lien or encumbrance of property is limited to monetary damages if all of the following apply:
  • The party seeking relief from the final judgment of mortgage foreclosure was properly served in the foreclosure lawsuit;
  • The final judgment of mortgage foreclosure was entered as to the property;
  • All applicable appeals periods have run as to the final judgment with no appeals having been taken or having been finally resolved; and
  • The property has been acquired for value by a person not affiliated with the foreclosing lender or the foreclosed owner, at a time in which no lis pendens regarding the suit is in the official county records.
The bill defines affiliates of the foreclosing lender to include any loan servicer for the loan being foreclosed, and any past or present owner or holder of the loan being foreclosed, and:
  • a parent entity, subsidiary, or other person who directly or indirectly controls, is controlled by, or under common control of any such entities; or
  • a maintenance company, holding company, foreclosure services company or law firm under contract with such entities.
The bill provides that the former owner can continue to pursue money damages against the lender. The claims of the former owner, however, cannot impact the marketability of the property of the new owner.

The bill provides that when a foreclosure of a mortgage occurs based upon enforcement of a lost, destroyed, or stolen note, a person who was not a party to the foreclosure action but claims entitlement to enforce the promissory note secured by the mortgage has no claim against the foreclosed property once it is conveyed to a person not affiliated with the foreclosing lender or the foreclosed owner. That person may still pursue recovery from any adequate protection given pursuant to s. 673.3091, F.S., or from the party who wrongfully claimed entitlement to enforce the promissory note, from the maker of the note, or any other person against whom a claim may be made.

Deficiency Judgments

The bill limits the amount of a deficiency judgment on owner-occupied residential property to the difference between the judgment amount and the “fair market value” on the date of the foreclosure sale. Similarly, the deficiency for a short sale may not exceed the difference between the outstanding debt and the fair market value of the property on the date of the sale.


Show Cause Procedure 
 
The bill makes several revisions to the show cause process. The bill provides that after filing a complaint, the plaintiff may request an order to show cause for the entry of final judgment, and the court must immediately review the request and the court file in chambers without a hearing. If the complaint is verified, complies with the requirements in s. 702.015, F.S., and alleges a cause of action to foreclose on real property, the court must issue an order to show cause why a final judgment of foreclosure should not be entered to the other parties named in the action. The bill adds a number of elements that must be included in the court’s order to show cause that is sent to the other parties named in the action. The court must set a hearing no sooner than the later of 20 days after service of the order to show cause or 45 days after service of the initial complaint. The hearing is no longer required to be held within 60 days of the date of service, as required by current law. The bill specifies that the Legislature intends that the alternative show cause procedure may run simultaneously with other court proceedings.

The bill adds the requirement that the plaintiff must file the original note, establish a lost note, or show the court the obligation to be foreclosed is not evidenced by a promissory note, before the court can enter a final judgment of foreclosure after the court has found that all defendants have waived the right to be heard. If the hearing time is insufficient, the court may announce a continued hearing on the order to show cause.

The bill exempts foreclosures of owner-occupied residences from provisions authorizing the plaintiff to request the court to enter an order to show cause why it should not enter an order to make payments during the pendency of the foreclosure proceedings, or an order to vacate the premises.

Adequate protections for lost, destroyed, or stolen notes

The bill provides that the following may constitute reasonable means of providing adequate protection, if so found by the court:
  • A written indemnification agreement by a person reasonably believed sufficiently solvent;
  • A surety bond;
  • A letter of credit issued by a financial institution;
  • A deposit of cash collateral with the clerk of the court; or
  • Such other security as the court deems appropriate under the circumstances.
The bill provides that a person who wrongly claims to be the holder of a note or to be entitled to enforce a lost, stolen, or destroyed note is liable to the actual holder of the note for damages and attorney fees and costs. The bill specifies that the actual holder of the note can pursue any other claims or remedies it may have against the person who wrongly claimed to be the holder, or any person who facilitated or participated in the claim.

Application and Implementation of Bill

The Legislature finds that the act is remedial and not substantive in nature. The act applies to all mortgages encumbering real property and all promissory notes secured by a mortgage, regardless of when executed. The following sections are exempted from this general rule of application:
  • Section 702.015, F.S., only applies to cases filed on or after July 1, 2013.
  • The amendments to s. 702.10, F.S., and the entirety of s. 702.11, F.S., apply to causes of action pending on the act’s effective date.
The Legislature also requests the Supreme Court to amend the Rules of Civil Procedure to implement the expedited foreclosure process.
If approved by the Governor, these provisions take effect upon becoming law.
Vote: Senate 26-13; House 87-26



Saturday, May 18, 2013

Citizen Journalists - Take Note

I am sometimes asked whether it is legal to record court proceedings. I never had an answer better than I don't know. Recently, when I heard that question again, I started looking for the answer.

I did some research and arrived at a site operated by Carlos Miller of - Photography is Not a Crime  . I think the video makes its oh so valid points with humor and panache. Take a minute and watch the video. It turns out, cameras are allowed in Florida court rooms - who knew? Evidently not the attorneys. And the judge was not fully informed either.

I would never suggest that anyone disrupt a courtroom or create a distraction .. but if you're there, and you're waiting for your case to be called. Be ready. Be ready to make a video of the proceedings. According to the video posted here, and the laws that I found, you don't need prior permission as long as you're not creating a distraction.

So, ladies and gentlemen. Please let's start documenting some of the goings on in our courtrooms today. If you see the party in front of you being bull dozed by the system, take pictures. If the pro se litigant called ahead of is told, sorry you need an attorney if you want to be speak; or we don't want to listen to you, we're going forward despite your arguments.  These incidents are rampant in foreclosure court, family court, circuit civil -- come on. Let's take our country back. The people need to know what is really going on.

Here is the actual rule in place today…..Florida Rules of Judicial Administration -
RULE 2.450. TECHNOLOGICAL COVERAGE OF JUDICIAL PROCEEDINGS (a) Electronic and Still Photography Allowed. Subject at all times to the authority of the presiding judge to: (i) control the conduct of proceedings before the court; (ii) ensure decorum and prevent distractions; and (iii) ensure the fair administration of justice in the pending cause, electronic media and still photography coverage of public judicial proceedings in the appellate and trial courts of this state shall be allowed in accordance with the following standards of conduct and technology promulgated by the Supreme Court of Florida.





"The First Amendment Foundation is a highly visible and accessible source of authoritative information, expertise, and assistance to the public and news media. It was founded as a non-profit organization in 1984 by The Florida Press Association, the Florida Society of Newspapers Editors, and the Florida Association of Broadcasters to ensure that public commitment and progress in the areas of free speech, free press, and open government do not become checked and diluted during Florida's changing times.
Its purpose is to protect and advance the public's constitutional right to open government by providing education and training, legal aid and information services. Funding is based on voluntary contributions from various organizations and concerned individuals.

According to a 1977 Florida Supreme Court ruling:

"Freedom of the press is not, and has never been a private property right granted to those who own the news media. It is a cherished and almost sacred right of each citizen to be informed about current events on a timely basis so each can exercise his discretion in determining the destiny and security of himself, other people, and the Nation. News delayed is news denied. To be useful to the public, news events must be reported when they occur. Whatever happens in any courtroom directly or indirectly affects all the public. To prevent star-chamber injustice the public should generally have unrestricted access to all proceedings.” 

State ex rel. Miami Herald Publishing Co. v. McIntosh, 340 So.2d 904, 910 (Fla. 1977). 

And a comment on The First Amendment Foundation's site by the co-founder of www.faldp.org -
Kenneth Diaz says:
"Access to our courts require the freedom of the press and of free speech. Blogging and independent reporting is a modern approach to speech and the press. We understand the value of keeping order and minimizing distractions in open court. Reasonable limits may be necessary, but mind you that the reason cameras are banned from most courtrooms is because of the sounds and flashes that may cause a distraction. As long as general courtroom decorum is maintained, restrictions on any journalists, professional or not, is counter to our values as a free society, and to our constitutional rights as citizens."

Friday, May 10, 2013

It IS Rocket Science

I like to say - only building a space ship is rocket science - I know that my statement isn't entirely true. Spaceships and rockets are completely different. My point, however, is the obvious one, that only certain things are so complicated they cannot be figured out by an intelligent and motivated layman. Rocket science being one of those too complicated for most of us to figure out.



Unfortunately, all too often, another one of those things too complicated to figure out is our legal system. Some judges and lawyers smirk at the challenges pro se litigants face -- others are helpful and sympathetic. The fact is most pro se litigants would prefer to hire an attorney, but cannot afford the price. Eat and pay rent; or pay an attorney? Some court clerks seem to take pleasure in saying - sorry, I can't answer that, I cannot give you legal advice. This cryptic response is often given to pro se litigants in answer to even the simplest procedural question. Baffling to consumers who thought the clerks job was to help them.

Suppose you had to build a house. It isn't your idea to build a house, you must build it because the government said to. And you need to build it to protect yourself from the enemy. If you don't build it and soon-- there will be adverse consequences, they promise. If you are a construction person, builder, contractor, carpenter, or handyman exclude yourself from this scenario. You know you could do this if need be. I'm talking to everyone else, all of you -- servers, salespeople, doctors, lawyers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and even rocket scientists. What if you were not only told you must build the house -- but you were given no tools at all, were given a strict deadline, and were given no information whatsoever about the rigorous specifications required. On top of that you are met with hostile adversaries at every turn, maybe an irate neighbor, telling you that they've had enough of the noise. And maybe a building inspector continually over your shoulder demanding that you adhere to rules you never heard of. The enemy alternately lurks waiting to feed on your mistakes; or attacks full on at the slightest whiff of your weakness.

You're allowed to research online to your heart's content. And you do so, feverishly, repeatedly, until late at night and, long past the point of comprehending the meaning of the court cases which may as well be written in Swahili. You're allowed to ask friends and family for help and advice. And your family and friends do their best to help, but they don't know any more about building than you do. You're even allowed to pay someone to build it for you. To your dismay, however, you quickly discover that the only people that really know how to build a house are really expensive. And they seem to relish giving half answers to your questions; watching you make amateur mistakes; and finally smirking at the result. The building inspector threatens to fine you if you don't build it just right exactly according to his invisible plans. And he tells you quickly hurry up now, lest you fall behind schedule. The endlessly irate neighbor comes calling at least once a day to tell you to please be quiet already and don't forget to clean up the debris before it blows all over the street.

Building a house may prove too difficult for most motivated laymen. So much easier to start with a doghouse, birdhouse, or shed first. And the same is true for legal do it yourselfers. Small claims, the people's, court, can be a good place to start, where the rules are somewhat relaxed and the judges expect pro se litigants to do their best and muddle through. But, pro se litigants don't always have the luxury of choosing to start their legal do it yourself education with something manageable like small claims court. And even there, with an attorney as an adversary, a pro se litigant can be quickly out played.

All rocket science. Just like pro se litigants are totally lost and overwhelmed by the obstacles they encounter in trying to handle their legal matter on their own, so would you non-construction people face similar challenges in building a house. May as well build a spaceship.